It's time for some random Twitter Chuck Norris isms with the hashtag #ChuckNorris. I am not trying to upset his Chuckness but am only trying to spread the word of his greatness. I am very aware that the good Chuck giveth and also taketh away.
Little kids wear superman PJs and superman wears #ChuckNorris PJs
#ChuckNorris is the only person in the world who can do a roundhouse kick. Using his fists.
When #chuckNorris does pushups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth Down!!
Chuck Norris can speak braille letters. #ChuckNorris
#ChuckNorris Doesn't wear a watch, He Decide the time!!!
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.#chucknorris
#ChuckNorris can tie his shoes with his toes
#ChuckNorris round house kicked #Tebow....and Tebow lived.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories#ChuckNorris #epic
#ChuckNorris can kill people on farmville
#ChuckNorris can make a happy meal sad
#ChuckNorris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris smashed a mirror over a black cats head while standing under a ladder, then won the lottery #ChuckNorris
What did Graham Bell find when he invented the telephone? Missed Calls from Chuck Norris #ChuckNorris
#chucknorris didn't need braces, he scared his teeth straigh
#ChuckNorris doesn't get sick, He gets awesome!
Blood banks won't accept Chuck Norris' blood. His blood type is unique.#chucknorris
#ChuckNorris once had sex in the backseat of his car and a bit of semen was left in the seat, later tht night the car gave birth to Megatron
Chivalry is dead because Chuck Norris killed it. #ChuckNorris
#ChuckNorris can strangle you with a cordless phone
I would endure the eye of Sauron any day if it meant not having the eyes of a ranger upon me. #chucknorris
If #chucknorris is real, I dare him to magically appear in my house, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboard
Right now, somewhere on earth, Chuck Norris is slaying a dragon.#ChuckNorris
#ChuckNorris has the heart of a 20 year old..... Setting in a jar on his dresser!
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.#ChuckNorris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. #ChuckNorris
Set #ChuckNorris as your wallpaper, and you won't need an antivirus anymore! :-)
#ChuckNorris can kill you in more ways than you know how to die #ChuckNorris
The quickest way to a mans heart is with a #ChuckNorris fist
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