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It's time for some random Twitter Chuck Norris isms with the hashtag #ChuckNorris. I am not trying to upset his Chuckness but am only trying to spread the word of his greatness. I am very aware that the good Chuck giveth and also taketh away.

Little kids wear superman PJs and superman wears PJs

is the only person in the world who can do a roundhouse kick. Using his fists.

When does pushups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth Down!!

Chuck Norris can speak braille letters.

Doesn't wear a watch, He Decide the time!!!

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

#ChuckNorris can tie  his shoes with his toes

round house kicked ....and Tebow lived.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories

can kill people on farmville

can make a happy meal sad

doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris smashed a mirror over a black cats head while standing under a ladder, then won the lottery

What did Graham Bell find when he invented the telephone? Missed Calls from Chuck Norris

didn't need braces, he scared his teeth straigh

doesn't get sick, He gets awesome!

Blood banks won't accept Chuck Norris' blood. His blood type is unique.

once had sex in the backseat of his car and a bit of semen was left in the seat, later tht night the car gave birth to Megatron

Chivalry is dead because Chuck Norris killed it. 

can strangle you with a cordless phone

I would endure the eye of Sauron any day if it meant not having the eyes of a ranger upon me.

If is real, I dare him to magically appear in my house, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboard

Right now, somewhere on earth, Chuck Norris is slaying a dragon.

has the heart of a 20 year old..... Setting in a jar on his dresser!

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Set as your wallpaper, and you won't need an antivirus anymore! :-)

#ChuckNorris can kill you in more ways than you know how to die

The quickest way to a mans heart is with a #ChuckNorris fist

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