This mug shot was taken from a subject arrested in Central Texas.
"Why did they book my eye into evidence?"
"My other eye is a telescope."
"I can't see what in the fuck you are talking about."
"I've seen better days."
"Does my beard make my eye look gone?"
"I am being honest, I lost it in a freak internet surfing accident."
Madeye Cooter
Sexiest man alive 1976
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty.
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