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This mug shot was taken from a subject arrested in Central Texas.

"Why did they book my eye into evidence?"

"My other eye is a telescope."

"I can't see what in the fuck you are talking about."

"I've seen better days."

"Does my beard make my eye look gone?"

"I am being honest, I lost it in a freak internet surfing accident."

Madeye Cooter

Sexiest man alive 1976

 

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty.

 

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