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Being a Penn State grad, College Football is in my blood...


Since the 2009 season is about to start, I figured I would get geared up for yet another amazing season by doing what I do every year...Bashing Michigan


Fuck you Michigan!!!!!!

michigan loses to app state michigans reality


Here's a song that everyone that going to a Big Ten school should know, so feel free to sing along with me and memorize the words for future reference


Sung to the tune of Michigan's fight song "The Victors"


Hail to those MOTHER FUCKERS

Hail to those BIG COCK SUCKERS

HAIL, HAIL, to Michigan

The Cesspool of the West

Hail to those AUTOWORKERS

Hail to those CIRCLE JERKERS

HAIL, HAIL, to Michigan

The Cesspool of the West

Hail to those FORNICATORS

Hail to those MASTURBATORS

HAIL, HAIL, to Michigan

The Cesspool of the West

Hail to those FLIES and MAGGOTS

HAIL, HAIL, to Michigan

The Cesspool of the West!!!!!!!


Does anybody know what time it is?

It's 5:19...


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Music Thought of 6-19

Just a disclaimer before reading… I’ve lived in Cali, Tenn, Florida, VA, PA, Europe and been to a couple of music festivals in the US. I will listen to pretty much anything under the sun… except country (with the exception of the oldies and some Kenny C). So if I throw in some old school hip hop with new stuff give me a break.

Sunday I was fortunate enough to catch Phish live in action. I am by no means a Phish head. The only reason I know any of their songs is the fact that I was a Bonnaroo last year when they played. With Phish come copious amounts of drugs, hippies, and cops searching to bust underage kids.

So while being of age I decided to partake in the drinking aspect of the festivities. All I have to say about the atmosphere is wow… these guys have one of the strongest followings I have seen (for being a band that aren’t normally known for their record sales and TV coverage). They really know how to play a show. Three plus hours of jamming with one 15 minute intermission is a glorious thing. Besides the fact that you see the random stoned dude stumbling around for 5 minutes before being escorted out by security it is an amazing atmosphere.

Obviously, going to any concert that you aren’t familiar with the band you will feel a little awkward but rest assured get a little alcohol in your system to get to that stage of drunkenness where you are friends with everyone (the stage before you want to fight everyone of course) and it will be a good show. Just let the music flow through you and take over.

On a side note I would love to comment on “Hole’s” new album… or should I say Courtney Love’s new album. I have never been a huge fan of her but their song Malibu is one that you can’t miss… ahh the good old days of 90’s alt rock… ha-ha if you don’t know what I’m talking about check out the link below. However, XM radio station “ALT Nation” has been pushing her new song Pacific Coast Highway. Let this be known that while the song is supposed to be by HOLE the only person from the actual band is Courtney Love. If you can stand 4 minutes of a dying cat… check out her new song… and compare it to Malibu… Night an day... I don't know if she is one drugs while singing this song or if she should be...  Special thanks to her hubby for writing this song... haha

Malibu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64

Pacific Coast Highway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhU0Xy0H2U

Songs for the day (sorry everyone I’m on this Rap kick since the last weekend)

Waka Flocka Flame “Hard in the paint” and “O Lets do it”

Gucci Mane “Atlanta Zoo”

That’s it for the day people send me a message with any new music or experiences I need to check out…



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How to Survive Vegas

Whats up everybody!!! Check your bank account, calendar, and warn your girlfriend because you are going to VEGAS BABY!!! This is the complete survival guide for Vegas.

Hotels: Let’s face it… The only time you are going to be in the room is to pound beers, change, and sleep. So don’t shell out the big bucks for a place you are going to spend 4 hours a night anyway… if that. Figure out how many people are going to be going with you and don’t pay more than $50 a night per person. By per person I mean… you book the hotel for two people in one room… and then proceed to cram as many of your friends into the room as possible.

It is inevitable that someone in the group will be lost at some point throughout the trip (whether they found a girl and needed some alone time… couldn’t find the hotel room or couldn’t even get out of the hotel/casino that the club/bar/or gambling. So obviously the cheaper the hotel room the better.

Gambling: Stick with what you are good at. If you know how to play blackjack, poker, or craps do it. If not you can just throw your money away on roulette or the slots. Remember when you gamble you drink for FREE. That means that you spend $10 less at the bar. Trust me it adds up.

Anyway, to minimize your losses my biggest tip, if you do decide to do anything, is speed roulette. Basically you sit down at a screen and place your bets by touching the screen. Normally I put down $100 to $200 from the start. Then I pick 21 to 25 of the numbers with either 50 cent bets or $1 bets for each number. Basically the idea behind it is you cover two thirds for the numbers and give yourself the best chance of winning each time. Once the ball lands and the screen tells you to place your bets just hit the button to replay the same numbers. This makes it easy for you to scope out the scene for girls, the party, and the drink lady… after all you are gambling so you might as well get free drinks.

Preparing yourself: Get as much sleep as possible for the 7 days prior to your long weekend because let’s face it… no party the week prior is going to be worth losing sleep and being tired for Vegas.

Prepare the wardrobe: Button up shirts, nice jeans and either nice pair of fashionable sneakers or boots for the clubs. For the day bring graphic tees or t-shirts that look fashionable (after all you aren’t going to pick up the MILF’s in Vegas looking like Larry the school boy wearing a Lebron James Jersey and baggy jeans). Also, Bathing suits are a must because there are a couple of pools you want to hit up if you are going to want to check out. I.E. the topless pools or “Rehab” which is the crazy pool party at the Hard Rock. Also, remember that Vegas is one of the cities where you can be anybody you want to be. Don’t feel bad about lying to anyone that you are the “silent partner” of some fortune 500 company. If you know another language say you are from another country. If you don’t know a language… Say you are from another country. Let’s face it… in Vegas everyone lies about who they are. I mean it is “SIN CITY”.

Clubs: Check out some of the online sites of to get into the VIP. Usually it’s around $100 per person but includes a limo ride to the club, VIP entrance (no lines), and table service. Also if you tip the driver of the limo pretty good you can sometimes get the driver to pick you up after the club lets out. I mean if you were hitting on a girl that night who is torn between whether to go home with you or her friends I’m pretty sure you are good to go if you are jumping in a limo back to your hotel… and if she does go home with you… you better have a hotel on speed dial to quickly book your own room.

After Party: For those of you that want to keep the party going after the club normally you can talk to the guy out front of the hotel, the one hailing cabs, about getting a cab to the strip clubs. Also, talk with the people around the hotels holding notebooks asking what you are doing tonight. Most of the times you just throw them like a 10 spot and they will give you cards for a free entrance and 2 free drinks inside the strip club. See what happens is the strip clubs have an understanding that they will pay for the cab ride and then with the card you get in free and don’t pay for your drinks… because let’s face it you are already wasted… you just want to keep yourself going a little. The only thing you really have to pay for the rest of the night is the cab ride back and of course the tips and any other kind of activity you want to pay for.

Walking: Its cool to walk around during the day just to see the sites… but in the summer getting from one end of the strip to the other… maybe you want to think about taking a cab. Walking through the endless mazes called casinos for air-conditioning turns a 2 mile walk into a 5 mile walk. Also don’t walk from the strip to the Hard Rock Casino unless you want your trip to include a robbery… but I like to keep my money for craps.

That’s it for now… part two will come soon. Feel free to email me at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it



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Probably the greatest line you can say to a girl is "wanna come back to my place and watch a movie?”  We all have done it... its genius! And if you haven't used it... this is probably not the site you should be reading and go back to living underneath that rock of yours for the next century. 

Let’s face it...  This one question is the innocent way of setting up an atmosphere for the first hook up.  First, if you live in the dorms or an apartment you probably have your TV next to your bed... POW so you pop the movie in and you both are in your bed already... you don't have to take the eventual hook up from the couch to your bed...  on a side note you probably have a single size bed... aka you have that close physical atmosphere which is half the battle.  Second, you have the perfect reason to turn the lights off... I mean... you can't watch a movie with all the glare from those "bright" dorm lights... Last, you need to pick a movie.  THAT MEANS YOU!!!  Not her... unless you want to be stuck watching something like the "Notebook" or "Harry Potter".  Ok, Ok, while I’m sure they are great movies... I have never seen them... I don't want to waste my time with that… and you need to ultimately ask the question “do I want to marry this girl?”... Think outside of the box!!!! and if you are physically not capable of thinking outside the box (aka you are like any other college student getting drunk and losing brain cells probably as we speak) I'm going to make it easy for all of you.

These next articles I will be consulting with the staff about the all-time greatest hook up movies... complete with the all time record from the staff on the successfulness of each movie.  That’s not all... I will be also adding a review of the movie and what type of girls will normally go for it.  So I suggest either investing in netflix, redbox, apple store, dvds whatever... You need a collection in order for this glorious question to work wonders.  And get ready for the WILD RIDE because these are the articles you want to subscribe to! 

Also, if you haven’t done so yet become a member of the site and send us any movie suggestions with your record using that movie.  HAPPY VIEWING!!!

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The Butterfly Effect

Undefeated in 4 tries!

If you are reading this… that means you’ve decided you liked the first article enough to continue reading. Either that or you have a date tonight? HAHA

Type of girl: Freshman year was the first time I tried this movie out. Given the first two times were with the same girl (who happened to be in my astronomy class… yes that’s right astronomy… which is probably the best class to pick up girls… but that’s another article at another time…) lets just say we didn’t get to watch all of the movie the first time. She was on the verge of breaking up with her d-bag of a boyfriend… lets be honest… all girls that are dating someone in college has a d-bag as a boyfriend… unless that guy was you… haha

Anyway… she needed something different from what she was used to (which long relationships usually consisted of boring conversations and the same old physical activity). So one day astronomy I asked her if she has ever seen butterfly effect. By that point it was a pretty new movie so she obviously hadn’t (you think her boyfriend would take her out? Pff hahahaha). On a side note, the movie is now around 6 years old so I highly doubt that any girl has seen it lately. Even if she has she is probably going to want to see it again especially if she is at all into you. Anyway, this girl was an art major so I knew I was in. Normally they like to think a little bit but also leave some things up for interpretation (basically what the other two girls were like).

The movie itself: Thanks to IMDB I’ll give you the summary written by anonymous. So thank you anonymous. “Evan Treborn grows up in a small town with his single, working mother and his friends. He suffers from memory blackouts where he suddenly finds himself somewhere else, confused. Evan's friends and mother hardly believe him, thinking he makes it up just to get out of trouble. As Evan grows up he has less of these blackouts until he seems to have recovered. Since the age of seven he has written a diary of his blackout moments so he can remember what happens. One day at college he starts to read one of his old diaries, and suddenly a flashback hits him like a brick!”

Basically it’s a romantic movie in a really messed up way. The guy seems to be like a hopeless romantic that tries to make everything perfect with him and this girl but only keeps getting into more and more trouble. There are romantic scenes for her… and of course twisted, making you think a little, scenes for both of you. Even if you totally get shut down by the girl at least you didn’t sit through a movie like The Notebook or Dear John or whatever crap girls are watching these days. FYI- It also got a 7.5 out of 10 on IMDB ratings. .


For those of you who missed the first article don't worry.  Here is the link: http://www.partyschooled.com/component/content/article/190-all-time-hookup-movies.html

Anyway Good luck and keep checking back for more movies. Feel free to comment on your success or failure with a brief explanation about what happened. Send us your emails about new movies


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